Where can I get a hat like that? I already have a niece like that.
If you’re looking for this particular hat, I bought it in a local store but you may be able to find it online. Barmah hats squashy hat-in-a-bag. It is very stylish and comfortable, but not so good for hot weather or windy days.
For cutting down on fluorescent light migraines, I imagine any wide brimmed hat should do. I’m still experimenting a bit with what works best for me; a bandana pulled down low to cut off peripheral vision works even better than a hat, but restricts my vision more. My migraines are fairly mild, so what works for me may not work as well for other people.
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
you must have rolled a 1
"You cast Ghost Noise. Instead of children’s laughter, loud, continuous fart noises fill the room."
“Intimidate backfires. You pee your pants.”
“You smother and kill your companion while bandaging his wounds.”
Fluorescent lights have been giving me migraines, so now I have the perfect excuse to wear a hat and be the most stylish.
My mom is still bewildered by kookaburras and thinks they look like “comic book birds,” so I showed her a potoo.
She’s retaliating with sea creatures HOW ARE THESE REAL
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65…
So technically the term in question should not be “old as balls” but “old as scrote.”
"Old as scrote" is an excellent expression and more people should use it.